"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
-Oscar Wilde
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato
| "Because life is too short to drink cheap beer." |
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